>there's someone for everyone That's what they tell you, right? "There's someone for everyone." What they DON'T tell you however, is that your "someone" is so fat, ugly, mentally-ill and entirely devoid of acquired life-skills, that even just glancing at them is like having part of your soul caught in some eternal mirror of shame.
And that you're probably quite-likely to blow your head off with a shotgun, just to escape the unholy indignity of looking into a reflection of your own pathetic failings as a human being, while you're occasionally forced to say to that reflection, "I love you."