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Anonymous Mon 13 May 2024 20:51:26 No.918309999 Report

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Anonymous Mon 13 May 2024 21:02:09 No.918310479 Report

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Still here ?
You sound so cute ^^
R u Rlly a dude ?

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Anonymous Mon 13 May 2024 21:11:33 No.918310929 Report

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Pls come back

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Anonymous Mon 13 May 2024 21:38:45 No.918312214 Report

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Can you tell me to come over and lick your nasty armpit clean ?

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Anonymous Mon 13 May 2024 21:50:52 No.918312807 Report

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How disappointing :(
Since when do you leave without a goodbye you cutevoiced virgin boy <3

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Anonymous Mon 13 May 2024 17:42:29 No.918301131 View View Reply Last 50 Original Report

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Bring out your best LARPs, voice your retarded opinions, indulge in your degenerate fantasies.

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Anonymous Mon 13 May 2024 21:36:23 No.918312118 Report

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My now wife and I did this with two different landlords. First one was out of sheer desperation, no money one week and put the idea forward and came to an agreement. He would get to fuck my wife once a fortnight, with me in the next room was as close as I could get. First time went well, and became a regular thing for the next year and a half, but we didn't get free rent it was just lowered (about $100). She was 22 when we started, and he was 41 with a wife and kids of his own. One week I was away for work and when I got home my wife told me he hadn't been over so called him. After they fucked, as he left, he remarked by accident that "even though that's 3 this week, it doesn't count as an advance". Shit made me so hard that she'd secretly fucked him twice earlier and lied to me she hadn't. Only ever got to peek at them fucking but my wife told me he was packing.
The second time was about 4yrs later, she was 27 and the landlord was nearly 70. Hard up for rent again and she suggested it to him, but he wasn't keen as had only been with his wife for like 50 years. After a couple of months, he came over and must've had a fight with his wife cause he was there to fuck. I got to stay in the room with them and watch. He wasn't as big as the first landlord but insane stamina for his age and still bigger dick than me and much thicker. He came on her face (which surprised me because she'd never let me do that), and left. Greedy fuck came back the next weekend and told us he wanted to fuck again, but hadn't lowered the rent. Wife fucked to try and get it lowered, but after that we got a notice to evict and had to leave. I wanted to sue but my wife said we had no grounds or evidence. Now we own our own place, and trust me when I say, the landlord (me) doesn't get nearly as much pussy as those older guys a few years back. She does give an almighty hand job though, while describing fucking those men.
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Anonymous Mon 13 May 2024 21:43:03 No.918312398 Report

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>>918310875
Dude, a GILF latina who will be crazy for you and let you finish inside? Go for it dude

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Anonymous Mon 13 May 2024 21:44:06 No.918312450 Report

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>>918311732
Great idea, I do love it, it's just that her sis is married now sadly and I think gone a bit off the idea. I've done massages for both of them back in 2016 and got them to make out with me at the same time, but that's as far as I got together. My wife watched me massage her ass often up until 2019 but, covid changed so much shit, now we barely see each other. I also kind of resent her, idk why, she's hot as fuck and quite nice, but a bit immature. I'm considering hate fucking her, or maybe blackmailing her with showing her new husband nudes and telling him we fucked if she doesn't comply. Perhaps I can get my wife in on that. I have some fucked up emotions about her. I'm sort of a little in love with her, but also don't respect her at all. She makes me happy and angry at the same time. I'm starting to try and think of ways I can impregnate her again but sneakily and without sex, because I know she's starting to try for kids with her husband. I'd love it to be my child they bear and raise, but without anyone knowing, like not even her. Any ideas?

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Anonymous Mon 13 May 2024 21:49:28 No.918312728 Report

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>>918301131
I want to see what every woman's nipples, pissy and asshole look like, I want to take a photo of them and then jerk off to the pics

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Anonymous Mon 13 May 2024 21:50:48 No.918312804 Report

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>>918312450
Honestly? I'm not for revenge in that way, I prefer manipulation through honesty and love bombing. She's married right? I think the main thing you would have to do is honestly just invite her to a lunch, and have a therapist session where you ask her how her marriage is, ask her if she ever misses the love and sex with you, and that you can do so much more for her and treat her and her sister better if she is honest with herself and divorces. Convince her that she and her sister deserve a man who cares and understands both of them, and that you want a good life for her and will always be there for her

If she's easily to budge to this, BOOM, she divorces and you got your sister harem back

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Anonymous Mon 13 May 2024 21:35:57 No.918312089 View View Reply Original Report

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anyone recognize rai?

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Anonymous Mon 13 May 2024 21:37:54 No.918312181 Report

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>>918312089
I sure as hell do
Not.
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